True-ish Tales

El Hen

My daughter’s chicken in Minecraft loves the closet so she named her El Hen Degeneres.

Bird v Cat

There’s a very aggressive bird who has been keep a close eye on the cat even taking to dive bombing him. The cat’s reaction is too funny because he seems rather surprised and unaware. There must be a nest nearby because the birds squawks a lot, too.

New Couch

True story..we’ve been without a couch for over a year. That all changed last week. The girl is super happy to have a couch again.

Rake Broom

Daughter asks where the broom is because she wants to sweep up some debris outside so I tell her to use the broom in the garage (because the good broom is not to be used outside). She comes back with a rake. Some basic housekeeping skills really need to be reviewed it seems.

Wham Bam

My new jam is “Wham bam shang a lang” that was featured in Guardians of the Galaxy 2. The girl has an exercise ball she loves to bounce on. The cat is not a fan of the bouncing.

Math Rocks

Love that my car loves learning. They were learning about probabilities and she caught on really quickly to it partly because she read about it in this book “Lauren Ipsum” that teaches computer science without teaching it directly.

Hail

I would say we’ve been having some weird Spring weather but if past Springs have taught us that anything is possible.

Pants

A little inside joke. One morning we are heading out for school when I point out to the girl where her lunchbox is and her gym shorts to which she says something smart like “glad you told me. I would have gotten those confused!”